CLOWN — Workplace Blame-Shifting Simulator
CLOWN
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THE CIRCUSAT-WILL
# general
# عشوائي
# حوادث
GAME STATUS
الوقت00:00
الجولة0
السلسلة0
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
Deflect blame until all coworkers BURN OUT.
CARD STATS
DEF (Defense): Prevents you from taking the blame.
ATK (Attack): Damages targeted coworker's Anxiety.
C (Cost): Using the card increases your own Anxiety.
Rare SNITCH cards bypass defenses.
ATK (Attack): Damages targeted coworker's Anxiety.
C (Cost): Using the card increases your own Anxiety.
Rare SNITCH cards bypass defenses.
WARNING: Reaching 100% Anxiety triggers TERMINAL STATE.
Snaps allowed: 2 left.
Exceeding this gets you FIRED.
Snaps allowed: 2 left.
Exceeding this gets you FIRED.
DIRECT MESSAGES
Anxiety: 0%
# generalيتهرب بنشاط...
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System9:00 AM
Welcome to #general. Please keep discussions professional.
Marcus WebbVP Engineering9:02 AM
@channel Reminder: All status reports are due by EOD. No exceptions.
Avery Singh9:04 AM
Noted. Will circle back after standup.
Sam Rivera9:07 AM
Can someone clarify the scope on Project Hydra? The requirements doc contradicts the Figma.
Lisa Nakamura9:08 AM
I think that was intentional? @Marcus can you confirm?
Marcus WebbVP Engineering9:09 AM
Let's take this offline.
Morgan Kim9:15 AM
FYI the staging deploy is broken again. Someone pushed to main without a PR.
Avery Singh9:15 AM
Not it.
Sam Rivera9:15 AM
Not it.
Marcus WebbVP Engineering9:41 AM
@channel INCIDENT: Production is down. All hands on deck. This is not a drill.
Lisa Nakamura9:42 AM
Looking into it now.
Morgan Kim9:43 AM
I was just about to take PTO...