THE EXECUTION
ARCHIVE OF CORPORATE EXECUTIONS
ENTITY: Client
BEFORE
AFTER
CHARGE:
First-Degree Imposition of Statistical Abstraction onto Individual Biological Reality and Violation of Fundamental Human Biological Parameters.
QUOTE:
"You are over the national average sick days and you are being dismissed"
ENTITY: Client
CHARGE:
First-Degree Imposition of Statistical Abstraction onto Individual Biological Reality and Violation of Fundamental Human Biological Parameters.
QUOTE:
"You are over the national average sick days and you are being dismissed"
OTIOSE THE EXECUTION
TOXICITY NUTRITION FACTS
Serving Size: 1 Absurd Mandate
Amount Per Serving
Calories of Wasted Time
2500
% Daily Value
Arbitrary External Metric Application300g
Punishment for Biological Imperfection500g
Statistical Abstraction as Individual Mandate450g
INGREDIENTS:
Synthetic Statistical Opium (500mg), Concentrated Biological Failure Extract, High-Fructose Unattainable Standard Syrup, Essence of Disposable Human Capital.
Synthetic Statistical Opium (500mg), Concentrated Biological Failure Extract, High-Fructose Unattainable Standard Syrup, Essence of Disposable Human Capital.
VERDICT OF THE INQUISITION
CHARGE (HERESY)
First-Degree Imposition of Statistical Abstraction onto Individual Biological Reality and Violation of Fundamental Human Biological Parameters.
GUILT LEVEL
100.0%
JUDGMENT
GUILTY
THE SENTENCE
"Permanent algorithmic deactivation of all 'national average' comparison protocols. Subject's operational parameters to be re-calibrated to exclusively process objective, individual performance metrics, devoid of biological proxies. All historical data involving 'sick days' to be purged."
INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION: CORPORATE DELUSION #042
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
The Archivist
"Similar to the Great Famine. A decree of death by arbitrary numerical deficiency."
The Mathematician
"Probability of sustained health below 0.0001%. Systemic failure rate: 1.0."
The Biologist
"Dominant primate asserts arbitrary territorial exclusion. A common parasitic host behavior."
The Translator
"Translation: 'I demand your biological functions conform to my spreadsheet!'"
The Executioner
"Terminate biological unit. Replace with a less metabolically complex automaton."
The Theologian
"Behold! The Sacred Edict of Average! A divine cleansing of the biologically weak!"
The Nihilist
"This fleeting organic anomaly, like all others, will soon be indifferent cosmic dust."
SIMILAR HERESIES
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
END OF RECORD