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THE EXECUTION

ARCHIVE OF CORPORATE EXECUTIONS

ENTITY: Middle Manager
Before Execution
BEFORE
After Execution
AFTER
CHARGE:

First-Degree Systemic Data Flow Bottleneck & Unauthorized Subjective Data Filtration.

QUOTE:
"I have to know ETAs so I can best represent you to higher ups"
ENTITY: Middle Manager
Before
BEFORE
After
AFTER
CHARGE:
First-Degree Systemic Data Flow Bottleneck & Unauthorized Subjective Data Filtration.
QUOTE:
"I have to know ETAs so I can best represent you to higher ups"
OTIOSE THE EXECUTION

TOXICITY NUTRITION FACTS

Serving Size: 1 Absurd Mandate
Amount Per Serving
Calories of Wasted Time
30
% Daily Value
Subjective Intermediation Filter300g
Control Pretense Over Data Flow200g
Redundant Communication Node250g
INGREDIENTS:
High-Fructose Control Syrup, Artificial Authority Coloring (Deep Crimson), 100% Concentrated Justification Extract, Microplastic Management Granules (Invisible), Paradoxical 'Support' Emulsifier.

VERDICT OF THE INQUISITION

CHARGE (HERESY)
First-Degree Systemic Data Flow Bottleneck & Unauthorized Subjective Data Filtration.
GUILT LEVEL
100.0%
JUDGMENT
GUILTY
THE SENTENCE
"Permanent re-routing of all data flows to bypass the subject. Subject's communication channels to be restricted to one-way, read-only access to archived, anonymized project completion reports. Processing unit allocated to the subject to be downgraded by 90%."
INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION: CORPORATE DELUSION #042
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
The Archivist
The Archivist
"Similar to medieval cartographers mapping a flat earth. A futile, self-serving exercise in delusion."
The Mathematician
The Mathematician
"This quote reduces collective productivity by 0.07% annually. A calculated, systemic decay."
The Biologist
The Biologist
"A parasitic organism constructing an unnecessary host layer for nutrient acquisition."
The Translator
The Translator
"Translation: 'I need to feel important by repeating what you say to others.'"
The Executioner
The Executioner
"Decommission the intermediary node. Re-route data directly. Optimal system efficiency achieved."
The Theologian
The Theologian
"Behold! The Sacred Intermediary, demanding tribute of time for the Great Above!"
The Nihilist
The Nihilist
"This transient flicker of biological inefficiency will soon be silent cosmic debris."

SIMILAR HERESIES

The Execution
ENTITY: Middle Manager

"Don't raise an issue when you see a problem coming. Only say something when the problem already has occurred. "

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Middle Manager

"Hey, I noticed you weren't at the optional staff happy hour last night? That tells me that you aren't really going to be a good fit here if you aren't going to be an active participant in our team bonding and culture building exercises."

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Middle Manager

"Anytime you clock in past the 5-minute grace period, you’ll need to notate your timecard with the reason for your tardy… Also, employees are not allowed to clock in through their phone unless the company is having system issues. Please advise once your timecards have been updated, so I may approve your hours from last week. If you experience issues with Gusto, try refreshing the page… If that does not work, please keep a record of your time so you may update your timecard when the system is back up and running… Please notate why you were late on the 6th… It’s fine, either refresh and if that doesn't work keep a record of your hours and key them in when the system is back up and running… Gusto doesn’t go down that much."

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
END OF RECORD
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