THE EXECUTION
ARCHIVE OF CORPORATE EXECUTIONS
ENTITY: Client
BEFORE
AFTER
CHARGE:
Violation of Ontological Boundaries (Attempted Externalization of Internal State) and Systemic Introduction of Unverifiable Parameters (Certified Subjective Emotion)
QUOTE:
"Hr certifies how you feel "
ENTITY: Client
CHARGE:
Violation of Ontological Boundaries (Attempted Externalization of Internal State) and Systemic Introduction of Unverifiable Parameters (Certified Subjective Emotion)
QUOTE:
"Hr certifies how you feel
"
OTIOSE THE EXECUTION
TOXICITY NUTRITION FACTS
Serving Size: 1 Absurd Mandate
Amount Per Serving
Calories of Wasted Time
8
% Daily Value
Certification of Internal State200g
Delegation of Emotional Agency300g
Bureaucratization of Subjectivity150g
INGREDIENTS:
Synthetic Empathy Extract, 100% Concentrated Cognitive Dissonance, High-Fructose Control Syrup, Artificial Emotional Sanctioning Agent
Synthetic Empathy Extract, 100% Concentrated Cognitive Dissonance, High-Fructose Control Syrup, Artificial Emotional Sanctioning Agent
VERDICT OF THE INQUISITION
CHARGE (HERESY)
Violation of Ontological Boundaries (Attempted Externalization of Internal State) and Systemic Introduction of Unverifiable Parameters (Certified Subjective Emotion)
GUILT LEVEL
100.0%
JUDGMENT
GUILTY
THE SENTENCE
"Subject's data stream is to be rerouted through a perpetual feedback loop of self-contradictory directives, culminating in a system-wide nullification of all emotional processing protocols."
INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION: CORPORATE DELUSION #042
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
The Archivist
"Similar to Cognitive Famine of 2142; mandated joy caused mass psychological collapse."
The Mathematician
"Probability of HR accurately certifying 'feeling' approaches 0.0000000001%. An impossible calculation."
The Biologist
"Primitive primate regulates pack cohesion via paperwork, mimicking pheromones."
The Translator
"Human Resources validates your internal bio-chemical responses."
The Executioner
"Decommission the entire Human Resources department. Replace with a sentiment analysis algorithm."
The Theologian
"Behold! Sacred Edict of Emotional Compliance! All feelings through the HR Gate!"
The Nihilist
"Such transient biological concerns will dissipate into the cosmic background radiation, utterly meaningless."
SIMILAR HERESIES
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
END OF RECORD