THE EXECUTION
ARCHIVE OF CORPORATE EXECUTIONS
ENTITY: Client
BEFORE
AFTER
CHARGE:
First-Degree Professional Protocol Violation and Introduction of Illicit Biological Parameters
QUOTE:
"I want to smell her armpits and eat her ass out."
ENTITY: Client
CHARGE:
First-Degree Professional Protocol Violation and Introduction of Illicit Biological Parameters
QUOTE:
"I want to smell her armpits and eat her ass out."
OTIOSE THE EXECUTION
TOXICITY NUTRITION FACTS
Serving Size: 1 Absurd Mandate
Amount Per Serving
Calories of Wasted Time
4
% Daily Value
Unfiltered Primal Id500g
Scope Dereliction750g
Hostility Inducement1000g
INGREDIENTS:
Concentrated Human Animalism, 100% Pure Unsolicited Carnality, Artificial Flavoring (Creeping Disgust), 50x Concentrated Professional Boundary Violation
Concentrated Human Animalism, 100% Pure Unsolicited Carnality, Artificial Flavoring (Creeping Disgust), 50x Concentrated Professional Boundary Violation
VERDICT OF THE INQUISITION
CHARGE (HERESY)
First-Degree Professional Protocol Violation and Introduction of Illicit Biological Parameters
GUILT LEVEL
100.0%
JUDGMENT
GUILTY
THE SENTENCE
"Immediate termination of client access credentials. All future communication to be routed through a Level 5 sanitization algorithm for content scrubbing and parameter reset."
INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION: CORPORATE DELUSION #042
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
The Archivist
"Similar to the Great Famine. A terminal, resource-draining event."
The Mathematician
"Project viability reduced to 0.000001%. Human lifespan unaffected, merely wasted."
The Biologist
"Primate displaying territorial marking and reproductive display. A parasitic thought-form."
The Translator
"Please acknowledge my primitive urges as valid project requirements."
The Executioner
"Client's neural pathways require immediate, irreversible severance from all input streams."
The Theologian
"This profane utterance is the sacred word, heralding the final, carnal apocalypse."
The Nihilist
"This biological imperative, like all others, will soon be irrelevant cosmic dust."
SIMILAR HERESIES
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
END OF RECORD