First-Degree Mandate Impossibility (Infinite Scope, Zero Time) and Systemic Resource Depletion through Ambiguity

"Don't raise an issue when you see a problem coming. Only say something when the problem already has occurred. "

"Hey, I noticed you weren't at the optional staff happy hour last night? That tells me that you aren't really going to be a good fit here if you aren't going to be an active participant in our team bonding and culture building exercises."

"Anytime you clock in past the 5-minute grace period, you’ll need to notate your timecard with the reason for your tardy… Also, employees are not allowed to clock in through their phone unless the company is having system issues. Please advise once your timecards have been updated, so I may approve your hours from last week. If you experience issues with Gusto, try refreshing the page… If that does not work, please keep a record of your time so you may update your timecard when the system is back up and running… Please notate why you were late on the 6th… It’s fine, either refresh and if that doesn't work keep a record of your hours and key them in when the system is back up and running… Gusto doesn’t go down that much."