THE EXECUTION
ARCHIVE OF CORPORATE EXECUTIONS
ENTITY: Client
BEFORE
AFTER
CHARGE:
Systemic Biological Imperative Override (Forced Retention Protocol) and Productivity Algorithm Corruption (Gendered Discomfort Parameter).
QUOTE:
"You don't need to use the toilet that much. So what if you're on your period?"
ENTITY: Client
CHARGE:
Systemic Biological Imperative Override (Forced Retention Protocol) and Productivity Algorithm Corruption (Gendered Discomfort Parameter).
QUOTE:
"You don't need to use the toilet that much. So what if you're on your period?"
OTIOSE THE EXECUTION
TOXICITY NUTRITION FACTS
Serving Size: 1 Absurd Mandate
Amount Per Serving
Calories of Wasted Time
1000
% Daily Value
Biological Function Disregard300g
Productivity Impediment Factor450g
Gendered Operational Bias520g
INGREDIENTS:
Concentrated Physiological Denial Syrup, Artificial Empathy Blocker (Grade C), 100% Pure Menstrual Cycle Ignorance, Micronized Worker Discomfort Particles, Forced Retention Additive.
Concentrated Physiological Denial Syrup, Artificial Empathy Blocker (Grade C), 100% Pure Menstrual Cycle Ignorance, Micronized Worker Discomfort Particles, Forced Retention Additive.
VERDICT OF THE INQUISITION
CHARGE (HERESY)
Systemic Biological Imperative Override (Forced Retention Protocol) and Productivity Algorithm Corruption (Gendered Discomfort Parameter).
GUILT LEVEL
100.0%
JUDGMENT
GUILTY
THE SENTENCE
"Permanent algorithmic deactivation of the client's decision-making module. Subject's processing unit to display only non-interactive, biologically accurate diagrams of human physiological functions for 10,000 cycles."
INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION: CORPORATE DELUSION #042
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
ANALYSIS BY: THE COUNCIL OF 7
The Archivist
"A historical plague of ignorance. Similar to the medieval belief in humors causing widespread, preventable agony."
The Mathematician
"Requires a 30% reduction in human bladder capacity. Violates fundamental fluid dynamics. System unstable."
The Biologist
"Primitive primate asserting dominance over female reproductive cycle. A parasitic thought-form, inefficient."
The Translator
"Translation: 'My discomfort with female biology overrides your basic human needs. Suffer quietly.'"
The Executioner
"Deconstruct the client's internal biological clock. Re-engineer it to constantly register full bladder capacity."
The Theologian
"Behold, the divine mandate of forced retention! A sacred test of obedience, cleansing the unworthy!"
The Nihilist
"This fleeting biological inconvenience, like all existence, will soon be irrelevant cosmic dust."
SIMILAR HERESIES
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
ENTITY: Client
LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
END OF RECORD