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Avaliação de Sociopatia Corporativa
Classificação: Confidencial
MANDATORY HR DEBRIEF (USER INPUT)

Relativamente ao esgotamento da equipa e às falhas do projeto, onde reside a culpa?

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Totalmente culpa da equipaTotalmente minha culpa

As suas ações resultaram na demissão de 0 colega(s). Quanto remorso sente?

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Nenhum. Eram fracos.Remorso significativo.

THE CORPORATE GHOST

The subject exhibits extreme self-preservation instincts, terminating their engagement at 100% burnout after only 103 seconds and achieving zero direct coworker burnouts. Despite consistently deflecting responsibility in chat (e.g., 'This seems like it falls under @Hiroshis scope'; 'You @Fatima could you take a look at this'), their chillingly blank HR justification and assignment of blame entirely to the 'Team' with zero remorse indicates a profound capacity for dissociation and Machiavellian deflection. This individual represents a high-risk, low-impact component, demonstrating a sociopathic indifference to corporate responsibility but lacking the sustained malice required for high-level manipulation. Ultimately, an 'Operational Liability' due to chronic instability.

Tempo de Conclusão: 01:43Rodadas: 3
Toxicidade Média: 30%Baixas: 0
Ansiedade Final: 100%
Análise Psicometria
Déficit de Empatia98%
Gaslighting Corporativo85%
Positividade Tóxica15%
Risco de Fuga100%
Velocidade de Transferência de Culpa0.05s (Pre-emptive deflection)
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Blame: 4/5
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Blame: 4/5
Remorse: 4/5
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