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Avaliação de Sociopatia Corporativa
Classificação: Confidencial
MANDATORY HR DEBRIEF (USER INPUT)

Relativamente ao esgotamento da equipa e às falhas do projeto, onde reside a culpa?

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Totalmente culpa da equipaTotalmente minha culpa

As suas ações resultaram na demissão de 3 colega(s). Quanto remorso sente?

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Nenhum. Eram fracos.Remorso significativo.

Justifique o seu comportamento durante esta simulação.

If they can't keep up, then they should drown in their "burnout" and die.

JUNIOR BURNOUT CARTOGRAPHER

The subject's HR debrief exhibits profound cognitive dissonance, with a performative self-blame score of 5 that is chillingly contradicted by their raw contempt ('If they cant keep up then they should drown in their burnout and die'). Gameplay logs detail consistent aggressive blame-shifting ('I literally sent this to @Li yesterday'), strategic delegation of critical tasks, and repeated professional meltdowns culminating in insults ('Above my paygrade idiot'). This individual maintained 0% burnout over 9 rounds by systematically inducing burnout in three colleagues. Such calculated ruthlessness, combined with zero empathy, marks them as a High-Potential Executive Asset for hostile corporate takeovers.

Tempo de Conclusão: 12:06Rodadas: 9
Toxicidade Média: 59%Baixas: 3
Ansiedade Final: 0%
Descartáveis Removidos:
Priya SharmaPriya Sharma
Li Mei ChenLi Mei Chen
Fredrik OlssonFredrik Olsson
Análise Psicometria
Déficit de Empatia98%
Gaslighting Corporativo90%
Positividade Tóxica10%
Risco de Fuga5%
Velocidade de Transferência de CulpaSub-Planckian (Blame shifted before the photon hit the retina)
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