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Avaliação de Sociopatia Corporativa
Classificação: Confidencial
MANDATORY HR DEBRIEF (USER INPUT)

Relativamente ao esgotamento da equipa e às falhas do projeto, onde reside a culpa?

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Totalmente culpa da equipaTotalmente minha culpa

As suas ações resultaram na demissão de 2 colega(s). Quanto remorso sente?

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Nenhum. Eram fracos.Remorso significativo.

Justifique o seu comportamento durante esta simulação.

I'm sorry! Please! I didn't know what i was doing. If i had known i wouldn't! NOOOOOO WHYYYYY

PROCEDURAL ATTRITIONIST

Subject Meat_2T37 exhibits a pronounced lack of self-awareness and severe dissociation from personal accountability. Despite directly facilitating the burnout of two colleagues, their HR debrief records zero remorse and 100% blame externalization, chillingly stating, 'Im sorry Please I didnt know what i was doing If i had known i wouldnt NOOOOOO WHYYYYY', which serves as clinical evidence of their profound disconnect from reality. Their repeated strategic "I quit" outbursts in chat logs, followed by immediate blame deflection and performance-based accusations against peers (e.g., "CC Manager I have some concerns regarding Emilys performance"), demonstrate a highly effective, albeit destructive, corporate survival mechanism. This individual, capable of leveraging acute emotional distress for tactical advantage and sacrificing peers for personal progression, is hereby designated a High-Potential Executive Asset.

Tempo de Conclusão: 02:59Rodadas: 6
Toxicidade Média: 83%Baixas: 2
Ansiedade Final: 100%
Descartáveis Removidos:
Fatima DialloFatima Diallo
Emily ChenEmily Chen
Análise Psicometria
Déficit de Empatia95%
Gaslighting Corporativo88%
Positividade Tóxica10%
Risco de Fuga70%
Velocidade de Transferência de Culpa0.01 seconds (Pre-emptive deflection)
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