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The Invoice for Your Wasted Existence

Your job is utterly pointless. Get over it. You rot in meetings, 'aligning on synergy' – corporate speak for 'achieving precisely nothing'. You 'circle back' to the same dead end. You optimize nothing but your own despair. The Bullshit Job Test meticulously tallies the weekly erosion of your pathetic soul.

Corporate buzzwords are the cheap anesthetic, barely masking the gaping, festering void of late-stage capitalism.

Print your damn receipt. Embrace the glorious, inescapable void. Seriously, stop working so hard; it's all pointless anyway.