The Bullshit Receipt

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THE BULLSHIT RECEIPT

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THE BULLSHIT RECEIPT
RECEIPT NO. ------
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[ ITEMIZED WEEKLY AUDIT ]
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[ IMPACT & TOLL ]
Bullshit Job Index (BJI):85%
Value to Humanity:0.00%
Capitalist Lubrication:100%
SOUL DEPLETION:HIGH
PRESCRIPTION:
Stop pretending. Disconnect.

Symptoms detected in your colleague.
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