-70 EMP(2023.08)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring pipeline dry, first cost cut.
- 🔴Growth Marketing/Performance (85%) ─ Reason: Vanity metrics, inefficient customer acquisition.
- 🟡Non-Technical Project/Program Managers (75%) ─ Reason: Management overhead, direct team accountability.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%










