-34 EMP(2020.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: An excuse we have been using since 2020.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴New Product Incubation / Experimental R&D (85%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable future bets pruned.
- 🔴Discretionary Marketing / Growth Hacking (80%) ─ Reason: Optimizing spend, performance focus.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
95%













