UNDISCLOSED(2025.12)
💀 TRANSLATION: Correcting our own executive incompetence.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, hyper-growth over.
- 🔴Experimental R&D (80%) ─ Reason: Long-term bets, now non-core.
- 🟡Sales & Marketing (75%) ─ Reason: Revenue misses, performance questioned.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%









