-120 EMP(2023.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring slowdown, non-revenue generating overhead.
- 🔴Brand Marketing & PR (85%) ─ Reason: Budget cuts, non-direct revenue focus.
- 🔴Non-Essential Middle Management (80%) ─ Reason: Efficiency drive, layer reduction, cost savings.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
