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THE EXECUTION

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RECENT EXECUTIONS

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ENTITY: Middle Manager

"We are a family and we wanted to talk to you all too before making the decision."

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
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ENTITY: Client

"玩儿的时候就会觉得自己好累 "

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
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ENTITY: Client

"We're one big family here! "

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
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ENTITY: Client

"Shambo, bingos"

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Founder

""I have been taking the load of this company and carrying it on my back.""

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
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ENTITY: Client

"i just dont see that "

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: VC

"is this the freddy fazbear pizza?"

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
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ENTITY: Client

"lmao im more rich than you"

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Middle Manager

"Anytime you clock in past the 5-minute grace period, you’ll need to notate your timecard with the reason for your tardy… Also, employees are not allowed to clock in through their phone unless the company is having system issues. Please advise once your timecards have been updated, so I may approve your hours from last week. If you experience issues with Gusto, try refreshing the page… If that does not work, please keep a record of your time so you may update your timecard when the system is back up and running… Please notate why you were late on the 6th… It’s fine, either refresh and if that doesn't work keep a record of your hours and key them in when the system is back up and running… Gusto doesn’t go down that much."

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Middle Manager

"Anytime you clock in past the 5-minute grace period, you’ll need to notate your timecard with the reason for your tardy… Also, employees are not allowed to clock in through their phone unless the company is having system issues. Please advise once your timecards have been updated, so I may approve your hours from last week. If you experience issues with Gusto, try refreshing the page… If that does not work, please keep a record of your time so you may update your timecard when the system is back up and running… Please notate why you were late on the 6th… It’s fine, either refresh and if that doesn't work keep a record of your hours and key them in when the system is back up and running… Gusto doesn’t go down that much."

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Client

"Ate my lunch"

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY
The Execution
ENTITY: Client

""i already payed you 2 months in advance, please complete your work i am in debt because of you, my company is collapsing""

LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY