-90 EMP(2023.02)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, growth slowdowns; first to go.
- 🔴Sales & Business Development (80%) ─ Reason: Revenue targets missed, market contraction, efficiency gains.
- 🟡Marketing & Growth (75%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spending cuts, ROI difficult to prove.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
