-784 EMP(2020.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: An excuse we have been using since 2020.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Instructors & Studio Staff (95%) ─ Reason: Physical locations closed; core business model ceased.
- 🔴Sales & Membership Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Customer acquisition halted; in-person sales impossible.
- 🔴Corporate Overhead & Support (85%) ─ Reason: Reduce burn rate; non-essential functions pruned.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%













