-126 EMP(2023.02)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze makes role redundant.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (SDRs) (85%) ─ Reason: Costly customer acquisition, lower growth.
- 🟡Program/Project Managers (70%) ─ Reason: Non-core projects cancelled, efficiency focus.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
