UNDISCLOSED(2020.11)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze initiated, talent acquisition overhead
- 🔴Marketing & Brand Strategy (90%) ─ Reason: Discretionary ad spend, non-essential branding
- 🔴Program/Project Management (85%) ─ Reason: Operational efficiency drive, redundant coordination
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
