UNDISCLOSED(2022.09)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring frozen, internal recruiting capacity redundant.
- 🔴Sales & Business Development (85%) ─ Reason: Market slowdown, new deals becoming scarce.
- 🔴Marketing (80%) ─ Reason: Cost cutting, growth initiatives deprioritized.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
