UNDISCLOSED(2023.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Wall Street appeasement mechanism.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: First to go when hyper-growth illusion breaks.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (SDRs) (80%) ─ Reason: High acquisition cost, focus on retention.
- 🟡Product Management (non-core) (70%) ─ Reason: Non-essential initiatives, management bloat.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
92%
