-13 EMP(2020.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, recruitment overhead cut.
- 🟡Marketing & Growth (75%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend cut, immediate savings.
- 🟡Junior Content Creators (65%) ─ Reason: Niche content deemed non-essential.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%
