-80 EMP(2022.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Future growth illusion burst, hiring slowed.
- 🔴Sales & Business Development (80%) ─ Reason: Missed revenue targets, expensive growth initiatives.
- 🟡Marketing & Growth (75%) ─ Reason: High spend, unproven campaign ROI.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
