-275 EMP(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴Project/Program Management (80%) ─ Reason: Streamlining operations, non-core projects eliminated.
- 🟡Sales & Business Development (75%) ─ Reason: Market contraction, underperforming sales teams axed.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
