UNDISCLOSED(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring slowdown, growth illusion busted.
- 🔴Product & Project Management (85%) ─ Reason: Non-core initiatives, efficiency over innovation.
- 🔴Sales & Marketing (SMB / Junior) (80%) ─ Reason: Market slowdown, revenue efficiency drive.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
