-50 EMP(2020.05)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, growth illusion ends.
- 🔴Marketing (Brand/Growth) (85%) ─ Reason: Discretionary budget cuts, non-essential.
- 🟡Internal Operations/Support (75%) ─ Reason: Cost center reduction, efficiency drive.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
