UNDISCLOSED(2020.08)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hyper-growth illusion breaks, hiring stalls.
- 🔴Marketing & Demand Gen (80%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spending cuts, focus on core.
- 🟡Experimental Product Teams (75%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable long-term bets pruned for core.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
