-60 EMP(2022.12)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring surge over, now redundant.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (80%) ─ Reason: Low-conversion lead gen, excessive cost.
- 🟡Non-core Product/Experimentation Teams (70%) ─ Reason: Speculative features, no immediate ROI.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
