-87 EMP(2020.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: An excuse we have been using since 2020.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Sales & Business Development (90%) ─ Reason: New client acquisition stalls, revenue targets missed.
- 🔴Marketing (85%) ─ Reason: Discretionary brand spending, first cost-cut.
- 🔴Recruiting (80%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders roles obsolete.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%










