OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · Rubber Stamp
IHR serial
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
intended use
desk use / gift / joke
impression
development intent
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
situations
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
how to read it 🇯🇵
reading
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
literal
Low-output certification
OTIOSE English
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
FOR vs AGAINST
FOR
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
AGAINST
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
INTERNAL VOTE
Adopted by majority FOR. This rubber stamp is now official Internal HR inventory.
FOR — signatories
+51
Official stamps for unofficial states.
Real companies won't name these states. As fictional Internal HR, we authorize what no workplace will stamp.
Issued in Japan by Internal HR. Valid worldwide.
PRICE
$28
