OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · 고무 도장
IHR 일련번호
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
용도
책상 / 선물 / 농담
인상 샘플
개발 의도
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
사용 상황
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
이렇게 읽어요 🇯🇵
발음
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
직역
Low-output certification
OTIOSE 영어
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
찬반
찬성
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
반대
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
사내 표결
찬성 다수로 채택. 이 고무 도장은 Internal HR 공식 재고입니다.
찬성 — 서명자
+51
비공식 상태를 공식화하는 도장.
진짜 회사는 이런 상태를 인정하지 않는다. 가상의 Internal HR로서, 아무도 찍지 않을 것을 찍는다.
일본 Internal HR 발행. 전 세계 유효.
가격
$28
