OTIOSE-IHR-009 · ACKNOWLEDGED
MONDAY NOT REQUIRED / 月曜不要
Internal HR · 橡皮图章
IHR 编号
OTIOSE-IHR-009
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
用途
桌面 / 礼物 / 玩笑
印样
开发意图
PCs arrived. AI arrived. Productivity was supposed to keep rising. So why start on Monday? Four days should be enough. Tuesday is fine.
使用场景
- Stamp it for yourself when the tools got faster — and the week stayed five days anyway.
- See a teammate bracing for another five-day grind — sticky that says start Tuesday.
- Press it onto the weekly plan and leave Monday blank on purpose.
怎么读 🇯🇵
读音
げつようふよう · getsuyō fuyō
直译
Monday unnecessary
OTIOSE 英文
MONDAY NOT REQUIRED echoes NO REPLY REQUIRED — a policy line, not a joke about sleeping in. The week can start Tuesday.
赞成 vs 反对
赞成
Ivy Nakamura
Staff · otiose corp.
“We got computers. We got AI. Output was supposed to go up forever. So why do we still need Monday? Tuesday is enough.”
反对
Paul Richter
Director · otiose corp.
“Five days is the minimum. Weekend work is fine too. Tools mean you can do more — not leave earlier.”
内部表决
赞成多数通过。此橡皮图章现为 Internal HR 正式库存。
赞成 — 签署人
+51
为不被承认的状态，盖官方章。
真正的公司不会命名这些状态。作为虚构的 Internal HR，我们授权没有任何职场会盖的东西。
由日本 Internal HR 发行。全球有效。
价格
$28
