UNDISCLOSED(2022.11)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hypergrowth delusion ends, hiring slows.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend cut, focus on core.
- 🟡Project/Program Management (70%) ─ Reason: Layers of overhead, projects axed.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%
