-340 EMP(2023.05)
💀 TRANSLATION: Correcting our own executive incompetence.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring paused, growth narrative dead.
- 🔴Program/Project Managers (80%) ─ Reason: Non-core initiatives axed, focus narrowed.
- 🟡Marketing & Communications (75%) ─ Reason: Expendable brand fluff, direct revenue focus.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%












