-30 EMP(2023.01)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring froze, overhead trimmed first.
- 🔴Non-essential Operations & Admin (80%) ─ Reason: Operational efficiency, redundant positions eliminated.
- 🟡Marketing (Demand Gen/Brand) (75%) ─ Reason: Marketing spend cut, demand stalled.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
