-250 EMP(2023.11)
💀 TRANSLATION: Correcting our own executive incompetence.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (SDRs) (80%) ─ Reason: High CAC, inefficient growth.
- 🟡Customer Success / Operations (75%) ─ Reason: Reduced customer acquisition, automation potential.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%














