-30 EMP(2023.07)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hyper-growth illusions shatter, hiring halts.
- 🔴Non-Core Product/Program Management (80%) ─ Reason: Project cancellations, product scope narrowing.
- 🟡Non-Revenue Generating Marketing/Brand (75%) ─ Reason: Brand spend cut, lead generation prioritised.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
