-150 EMP(2023.09)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze; internal talent acquisition obsolete.
- 🔴Sales & Marketing (80%) ─ Reason: Stalled growth; costly customer acquisition.
- 🟡Product/Project Management (75%) ─ Reason: Overlapping roles; efficiency mandate.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%













