-16 EMP(2023.01)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: First to go when hyper-growth illusion breaks.
- 🔴Growth Marketing & Sales Development Reps (80%) ─ Reason: Aggressive growth strategies now unsustainable.
- 🟡Product/Project Management (non-essential) (70%) ─ Reason: Non-core projects deprioritized, efficiency drive.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
