-94 EMP(2022.07)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, growth illusions shattered.
- 🔴Early-Stage Discovery Scientists (80%) ─ Reason: Speculative projects cut, commercial focus.
- 🟡General & Administrative Staff (70%) ─ Reason: Corporate overhead bloat, efficiency drive.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
80%
