-96 EMP(2022.10)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hyper-growth over, hiring freeze ensues.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Expensive brand building, low immediate ROI.
- 🟡Experimental R&D/Future Projects (75%) ─ Reason: Long-term bets, now unaffordable luxury.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%












