-50 EMP(2022.08)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: No hypergrowth; hiring freeze makes obsolete.
- 🟡Marketing & Growth (Non-Performance) (75%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend reduction; revenue over vanity.
- 🟡Project Managers (Non-core) (70%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable initiatives pruned; focus on core.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%












