UNDISCLOSED(2022.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: Wall Street appeasement mechanism.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring frozen, hyper-growth era over.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (non-essential) (80%) ─ Reason: High acquisition costs, brand budgets slashed.
- 🟡Experimental R&D / Innovation (70%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable moonshots, immediate ROI demanded.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
