-300 EMP(2020.05)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, future growth uncertain.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (85%) ─ Reason: New leads scarce, pipeline dries up.
- 🔴Marketing (Non-Performance Based) (80%) ─ Reason: Ad budgets slashed, brand fluff expendable.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%









