-480 EMP(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴Middle Management & Program Managers (80%) ─ Reason: Redundant oversight, operational efficiency drive.
- 🟡Underperforming Sales & Marketing (75%) ─ Reason: Underperforming products, reduced customer spending.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%






