-28 EMP(2022.07)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hyper-growth illusion breaks, hiring freezes.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Discretionary ad spend cuts, lower ROI channels.
- 🟡Business Development & SDRs (75%) ─ Reason: New client acquisition stalls, pipeline dries.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
