-200 EMP(2023.01)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Talent Acquisition / HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, growth illusion shattered.
- 🔴Product Management (Non-core AI) (80%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable product lines, strategic pivot.
- 🟡Sales & Business Development (75%) ─ Reason: Economic slowdown, reduced enterprise spending.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%












