OTIOSE/THE DISPOSABLE INDEX/ThirdLove
Tech Layoff Tracker & Corporate Hypocrisy Database (2020-2026)

Layoffs & Culture at ThirdLove

Retail

THE NUMBERS

-75 EMPTOTAL DISCARDED
0.0%WORKFORCE IMPACT

THE SCALE

REDUCED BY 0.0%
PEAK WORKFORCE (EST.)180,075 EMP
CURRENT WORKFORCE180,000 EMP

HISTORY

-65 EMP(2020.04)

"Because of Coronavirus"

💀 TRANSLATION: An excuse we have been using since 2020.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
  • 🔴
    Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring froze, future growth plans dead.
  • 🔴
    Marketing (Brand/Growth) (85%) ─ Reason: Ad spending cut, ROI prioritized.
  • 🔴
    Customer Support / Operations (80%) ─ Reason: Sales down, automate, volume reduced.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
-10 EMP(2020.03)

"coronavirus crisis"

💀 TRANSLATION: An excuse we have been using since 2020.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
  • 🔴
    Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, recruiters first to go.
  • 🔴
    Marketing (Brand/Content) (85%) ─ Reason: Brand building, discretionary spending cut.
  • 🟡
    Junior Product Managers (75%) ─ Reason: Non-critical initiatives halted, easy cuts.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%

ThirdLove has eliminated a total of 75 positions across 2 workforce events.

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